Just for fun, we'll talk about stupid or not stupid things that we do, cause we're addicted to Simutrans!
Okay I'll start first.
One day, I was going through the forum, then I wanted to scroll down. I found out I was using right click to navigate the page...
LOL
I've been on a bridge in slow traffic, or otherwise in traffic where I saw cars on a bridge and thought: "Die Brücke ist nicht frei!"
In a related note: I figure if I'm ever kidnapped and dumped in Germany, I'll have the following words available to me:
Ein
Zwei
Drei
Vier
Funf
Ich bin ein Berliner
Die Brücke ist nicht frei!
So I can declare myself to be a jelly doughnut (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ich_bin_ein_Berliner#Jelly_doughnut_urban_legend) on a non-clear bridge 12,345 times.